Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy-no mishaps
Nah! Let's talk about a tart

Treacle tart is the best
So much better than the rest

[Mups]

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy - no mishaps 
All this knowledge, straight from the heart.



Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

[klondike]

The war is on which rhyme will win
I blame this on daytime gin
A failure to find the latest post
Probably also burned the toast
I'll stand back and simply grin

[Mups]

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

[klondike]

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine
Even though Scrumpy won
The gin slinger is saying tough luck hon'

[Scrumpy]

Done two loads of washing, it's out on the line
It's sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine
Even though Scrumpy won
The gin slinger is saying tough luck hon'
No worries, I'll get her next time


Yesterday at 03:22:29 PM
There was an old man from the docks
Who always wore odd socks
A red with blue
Pink and green too
And olive with polka dot spots

[Mups]

 It's Sunday tomorrow, all day
So we can have a lie in, I say

[GrannyMac]

It's Sunday tomorrow, all day
So we can have a lie in, I say
I wish that I could
But my sleep pattern's no good
I'm awake, but I'll snooze 😴 when I may.

[klondike]

What's the time? Mac asked with a groan
Who on earth is calling on the phone?

[Scrumpy]

What's the time ? Mac asked with a groan
Who on earth is calling on the phone?
A man who spoke with a foreign tongue
'1 million pounds you have won'

[klondike]

What's the time ? Mac asked with a groan
Who on earth is calling on the phone?
A man who spoke with a foreign tongue
'1 million pounds you have won'
' You shall have that golden throne'



Just bring your bank cards to the pub
We'll get things sorted - you buy the grub

[Mups]

Just bring your bank cards to the pub
We'll get things sorted - you buy the grub
Scampi & chips, or bangers and mash
Can't take it with us, so spend the cash

[Scrumpy]

Just bring your bank cards to the pub
We'll get things sorted- you buy the grub
Scampi and chips, or bangers and mash
Can't take it with us so spend the cash
And in the meantime give us a sub

[GrannyMac]

I'll come to the pub, I'd love to meet
My forum friends, that would be sweet