Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy-no mishaps
Nah! Let's talk about a tart

Treacle tart is the best
So much better than the rest
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy - no mishaps 
All this knowledge, straight from the heart.



Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

klondike

The war is on which rhyme will win
I blame this on daytime gin
A failure to find the latest post
Probably also burned the toast
I'll stand back and simply grin

Mups

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

klondike

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine
Even though Scrumpy won
The gin slinger is saying tough luck hon'

Scrumpy

#8180
Done two loads of washing, it's out on the line
It's sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine
Even though Scrumpy won
The gin slinger is saying tough luck hon'
No worries, I'll get her next time


Today at 03:22:29 PM
There was an old man from the docks
Who always wore odd socks
A red with blue
Pink and green too
And olive with polka dot spots
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..