Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

So the bins got dumped all down the street
All over the place, certainly not neat!


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Ethel played Bingo down at the club
She went on Tuesday with Mick her hub

They knew all the funny names

Mups

Ethel played Bingo down at the club
She went on Tuesday with Mick her hub

They knew all the funny names
And even had a few claims
Then later they went down the pub.

klondike

No new limerick has been started
This has left me broken hearted

Mups

No new limerick has been started
This has left me broken hearted
OK, let's give it a go
But my thoughts are a bit slow

Scrumpy


No new limerick has been started
This has left me broken hearted
Ok, let's give it a go
But my thoughts are a bit slow
And my brain from quick thinking has parted
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

We struggle and try to find the first line

Scrumpy

We struggle to find a first line
Mups got in first this time
I'll be first next time-alright!!
Even if I have to stay up all night
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

We struggle to find a first line
Mups got in first this time
I'll be first next time-alright!!
Even if I have to stay up all night
So Scrumpy, stay off the wine! 🍷 

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Hey Scrumps, have you gone off to bed?
Weren't you doing the new line instead?