Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Lidl's empty. There's nobody there
Facing Co-Op prices they haven't a prayer 
Yet Tesco & Sainsbury's both have queues
I suppose really, it depends on your views

[GrannyMac]

Lidl's empty. There's nobody there
Facing Co-Op prices they haven't a prayer
Yet Tesco & Sainsbury's both have queues
I suppose really, it depends on your views
Waitrose? If value for money isn't your care.

[Mups]

When Polly was Eric's old wife
By gum was she was trouble and strife

[klondike]

When Polly was Eric's old wife
By gum was she trouble and strife
Not always though she could be quite sweet
But often you'd hear her all down the street
Now Sally is the love of his life

What you might ask happened to Polly
Why is Eric now happy and jolly?

[Scrumpy]

What you might ask happened to Polly
Why is Eric now happy and jolly?
Sally lives in a big , big house
He might ask her to be his new spouse
Our Eric wasn't a Wally

[Mups]

So Eric looked in a jewellers with a ring in mind
But he couldn't really decide what kind
The diamonds were  expensive
But the range was extensive

[Scrumpy]

So Eric looked in a jewellers with a ring in mind
But he couldn't really decide what kind
The diamonds were expensive
But the range was extensive 
So he went on Amazon, a cheapy to find

[klondike]

Eric looked at his flexible friend
Wondering how much further it could bend

[Scrumpy]

Eric looked at his flexible friend
Wondering how much further it would bend
It was almost bent double
He was really in trouble

[klondike]

Eric looked at his flexible friend
Wondering how much further it would bend
It was almost bent double
He was really in trouble
Up to the limit of what he could spend

Then he came up with a different plan
He could beg a ring from his old nan