Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Lidl's empty. There's nobody there
Facing Co-Op prices they haven't a prayer 
Yet Tesco & Sainsbury's both have queues
I suppose really, it depends on your views

[GrannyMac]

Lidl's empty. There's nobody there
Facing Co-Op prices they haven't a prayer
Yet Tesco & Sainsbury's both have queues
I suppose really, it depends on your views
Waitrose? If value for money isn't your care.

[Mups]

When Polly was Eric's old wife
By gum was she trouble and strife