Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

While digging over some ground
A tiny box under the Roses, Ron found
It looked like real gold
He opened it-and behold 
'Twas a tooth from someone's old hound.






Scrumpy

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there' 
But the dentist gasped 
Then suddenly asked - 

Scrumpy

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there'
But the dentist gasped
Then suddenly asked-
'Did you know you only have two pair?'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I've got false teeth but they rub my gums
They're not mine they used to be mums

Scrumpy

I've got false teeth but they rub my gums
They're not mine they used to be mums
She gave them to me last Christmastime
When I lost mine on the Brighton line
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

I've got false teeth but they rub my gums
They're not mine they used to be mums
She gave them to me last Christmastime
When I lost mine on the Brighton line
I'll get some new ones when Santa comes 🎅 

Mups

#8137
The  decision wasnt her  best
When Mup's thought she'd leave off her vest
She thought she'd be bold -
But then it turned cold
As icy winds blew in from the West.

klondike

Good job it wasn't her draws
All her cheeks would be red raw