Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

While digging over some ground
A tiny box under the Roses, Ron found
It looked like real gold
He opened it-and behold 
'Twas a tooth from someone's old hound.






Scrumpy

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there' 
But the dentist gasped 
Then suddenly asked - 

Scrumpy

Wally sat in the dentist chair
'Open wide- let's look down there'
But the dentist gasped
Then suddenly asked-
'Did you know you only have two pair?'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I've got false teeth but they rub my gums
They're not mine they used to be mums