Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

But Keith thought he wouldn't do well
For a start he could hardly lift the bell
He asked for a smaller one to toll
He got the job-he was on a roll
You could see his pigeon chest swell

He had a problem with the hat

[Mups]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat

[Ruthio]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf

[Scrumpy]

He had a problem with the hat
On his head it wouldn't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf
He really did look daft
And became the village prat

[klondike]

Oi you hear me! No that's not right
Does it go OYEZ? I think it might
OYEZ! OYEZ! LISTEN UP YOU LOT

[Scrumpy]

Oi you hear me! No that's not right
Does it go OYEZ? I think it might
OYEZ! OYEZ ! LISTEN UP YOU LOT
DON'T GO OUT AFTER TEN O'CLOCK 
SAL IS ON THE GAME AT NIGHT

[Mups]

Keith soon got the sack and became a road sweeper
He had a barrow and broom and a loud little bleeper

[GrannyMac]

Keith soon got the sack and became a road sweeper
He had a barrow and broom and a loud little bleeper
He kept his eyes peeled, and didn't miss a trick
He did a better job than his predecessor Mick

[Mups]

Keith soon got the sack and became a road sweeper
He had a barrow and broom and a loud little bleeper
He kept his eyes peeled, and didn't miss a trick
He did a better job than his predecessor Mick 
Then had a chat in the park with the  keeper.


It's Friday again,  doesn't time fly

[klondike]

It's Friday again,  doesn't time fly
Used to be fish in times gone by
Now the chippy is one helluva price

[Mups]

It's Friday again,  doesn't time fly
Used to be fish in times gone by
Now the chippy is one helluva price 
And now they all sell curry & rice
Gone are the old days, and it makes me sigh.



Bertie felt sleepy so went off to bed

[Scrumpy]

Bertie felt sleepy so went off to bed
Aggie ,the wife, had gone on ahead
He had cocoa she had gin
They never spoke, her nor him

[Ruthio]

Bertie felt sleepy so went off to bed
Aggie ,the wife, had gone on ahead
He had cocoa she had gin
They never spoke, her nor him
It was a wonder they had a son called Ned

[Mups]

While digging over some  ground
A tiny box under the Roses, Ron found