Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

But Keith thought he wouldn't do well
For a start he could hardly lift the bell
He asked for a smaller one to toll
He got the job-he was on a roll
You could see his pigeon chest swell

He had a problem with the hat

[Mups]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat

[Ruthio]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf

[Scrumpy]

He had a problem with the hat
On his head it wouldn't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf
He really did look daft
And became the village prat

[klondike]

Oi you hear me! No that's not right
Does it go OYEZ? I think it might
OYEZ! OYEZ! LISTEN UP YOU LOT

[Scrumpy]

Oi you hear me! No that's not right
Does it go OYEZ? I think it might
OYEZ! OYEZ ! LISTEN UP YOU LOT
DON'T GO OUT AFTER TEN O'CLOCK 
SAL IS ON THE GAME AT NIGHT

[Mups]

Keith soon got the sack and became a road sweeper
He had a barrow and broom and a loud little bleeper