Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

But Keith thought he wouldn't do well
For a start he could hardly lift the bell
He asked for a smaller one to toll
He got the job-he was on a roll
You could see his pigeon chest swell

He had a problem with the hat

[Mups]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat

[Ruthio]

He had a problem with the hat 
On his head it would't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf

[Scrumpy]

He had a problem with the hat
On his head it wouldn't stay sat
So he tied it with his scarf
He really did look daft
And became the village prat