Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

He was a big lad, liked his grub
Spent many evenings down the pub
But Val could cook, she had that skill
So into his grub she popped a little blue pill
A big surprise! It made him blub 😭 

'You've really turned me on' he said
'It's like I've risen from the dead'


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

'You've really turned me on' he said
'It's like I've risen from the dead'
'Come here Val- I feel right grand'
  Val replied  'It's all in hand'
So they had Rumpy Pumpy in the bed
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Gosh these are getting lewd
We'll have complaints they are too rude
Of course that is following tradition
To keep them clean would be sedition


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Mups

Gosh these are getting lewd
We'll have complaints they are too rude
Of course that is following tradition
To keep them clean would be sedition 
Now off I go, to get some food.



Scrumpy

I blame GrannyMac 
She started all of that 
Talking of 'risen from the dead'
Being 'turned on ' was what she said
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

I blame GrannyMac
She started all of that
Talking of 'risen from the dead'
Being 'turned on ' was what she said
I didn't start it, give up with the chat!

Twas Mups who mentioned the blue pill
I didn't think it was because he was ill
It wasn't to stop him getting fat
I knew what she was getting at 😉
It was to put some life in poor old Bill 😁

Perhaps we need to tame these rhymes
Keep them innocent for some time
Talk about knitting, pets or food
Nothing raunchy, rude or lewd

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Perhaps we need to tame these rhymes
Keep them innocent for some time
Talk about knitting, pets or food
Nothing raunchy, rude or lewd
I'll give those a miss and watch Amazon Prime

I always heed what the warnings say
If there are none I just think nay  :sad:


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Scrumpy


I always heed what the warnings say
If there are none I think nay  :sad:
Warning ! Men At Work it states
Drinking tea with their mates
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..