Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Alan was on the pull one night
He saw a lass who would delight
But she turned him down
And said with a frown
'Come near me and I'll bite!'


When Hilda walked to the shops
There was blue lights and sirens from Cops

[GrannyMac]

When Hilda walked to the shops
There was blue lights and sirens from Cops
Were they nicking a shoplifter? No!
They were buying breakfast butties to go,
And hot chocolate, with cream on the top.

Shoplifting is now a career
With orders for spirits, meat and beer

[klondike]

Shoplifting is now a career
With orders for spirits, meat and beer
Some razor blades for forty two
Only Gillette Fusion5 will do