Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Nostril squeezers !!!!   Ouch !!!
Is that a sex toy.. !!!!

Alan bought some nostril squeezers
Just in case he got to please her

[Mups]

Nostril squeezers !!!!  Ouch !!!
Is that a sex toy.. !!!!

Me thinks there is more to our K  than we ever thought,  Scrumps!   


April 26, 2026, 04:45:45 PM
Alan bought some nostril squeezers
Just in case he got to please her 
So off he went -
To her residence in Gwent
But there was already a queue of geezers.

[klondike]

So instead he made for the swimming bath
Second left just along the path

[Scrumpy]

So instead he made for the swimming bath
Second left just along the path
He took his squeezers so he could go deep
 Lovely legs and bottoms he would seek

[GrannyMac]

So instead he made for the swimming bath
Second left just along the path
He took his squeezers so he could go deep
 Lovely legs and bottoms he would seek
He didn't consider the aftermath!

He had no trunks or towel with him
Stripped to his pants he jumped straight in

[Ruthio]

He had no trunks or towel with him
Stripped to his pants he jumped straight in
The ladies all laughed!! 

[klondike]

He had no trunks or towel with him
Stripped to his pants he jumped straight in
The ladies all laughed!!
He looked really daft
As they came off when he started to swim

It seemed poor Alan was out of luck
Til he got them back he was stuck
Maureen held them in the air

[Mups]

It seemed poor Alan was out of luck
Til he got them back he was stuck
Maureen held them in the air 
The Vicar had to stand and stare

[GrannyMac]

It seemed poor Alan was out of luck
Til he got them back he was stuck
Maureen held them in the air
The Vicar had to stand and stare
Whilst Alan hid behind a truck
(or shouted   )

[klondike]

Tsk tsk Granny that was rather crude
Could draw complaints if we have a prude 

[Scrumpy]

Tsk tsk Granny that was rather crude
Could draw complaints if we had a prude
My name is Olive and I must object
I'm in a bad mood, I haven't had sex

[klondike]

Tsk tsk Granny that was rather crude
Could draw complaints if we had a prude
My name is Olive and I must object
I'm in a bad mood, I haven't had sex
Just ask Alan when you're in the nude

That randy old Alan is a bugger
More than just a friendly hugger

[Mups]

That randy old Alan is a bugger
More than just a friendly hugger 
Got an eye out for crumpet -
Or any old strumpet

[klondike]

That randy old Alan is a bugger
More than just a friendly hugger
Got an eye out for crumpet -
Or any old strumpet
He especially likes them dressed in rubber

Alan was on the pull one night
He saw a lass who would delight