Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Nostril squeezers !!!!   Ouch !!!
Is that a sex toy.. !!!!

Alan bought some nostril squeezers
Just in case he got to please her

[Mups]

Nostril squeezers !!!!  Ouch !!!
Is that a sex toy.. !!!!

Me thinks there is more to our K  than we ever thought,  Scrumps!   


Yesterday at 04:45:45 PM
Alan bought some nostril squeezers
Just in case he got to please her 
So off he went -
To her residence in Gwent
But there was already a queue of geezers.

[klondike]

So instead he made for the swimming bath
Second left just along the path

[Scrumpy]

So instead he made for the swimming bath
Second left just along the path
He took his squeezers so he could go deep
 Lovely legs and bottoms he would seek