Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

At last he's in but there's no cash 
Then someone came, so he had to dash
As he climbed out the skip
He fell on his hip

[Ruthio]

At last he's in but there's no cash 
Then someone came, so he had to dash
As he climbed out the skip
He fell on his hip
And his head had a helluva bash 

[Mups]

And so the For Sale board went up
Now the locals had no where to sup

[Scrumpy]

And so the For Sale board went up
Now the locals had nowhere to sup
They nicked some beers from the local store
And drank them on benches down on the shore

[klondike]

And so the For Sale board went up
Now the locals had nowhere to sup
They nicked some beers from the local store
And drank them on benches down on the shore
Just like the waves going schlup schlup schlup

Oh dear who is that glaring at the boys?
It seems they are making too  much noise

[Mups]

Oh dear who is that glaring at the boys?
It seems they are making too  much noise 
He was a 7 ft man - 
The boozers looked  . .  and ran

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear who is that glaring at the boys?
It seems they are making too much noise 
He was a 7 ft man-
The boozers looked... and ran
Home to mummy and play with their toys

[Mups]

So that was the end of The Jockey
The ground's  being cleared to play Hockey

[Scrumpy]

So that was the end of The Jockey
The grounds being cleared to play Hockey 
With a ball and a bat
And cries of 'Take that'
And nothing to drink but  popsies

[GrannyMac]

Alan D Lord wasn't quite finished yet
On another pub his sights he'd set

[Mups]

Alan D Lord wasn't quite finished yet
On another pub his sights he'd set 
The place was a bit seedy
Just what he needed