Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Well Ned see what you've done
For in this oven there is a bun 
But Ned had 10 kids already
He promised himself to go steady
So had Peggy got one in her tum?


Ned gulped, then started to jest
'You will have to go take a test"

[Scrumpy]

Ned gulped, then started to jest
' You will have to go take a test'
'It's yours ' she said 'and that's a fact'
'Remember the night you stayed in my flat'!!!

[Mups]

Ned gulped, then started to jest
' You will have to go take a test'
'It's yours ' she said 'and that's a fact'
'Remember the night you stayed in my flat'!!! 
Then you will also recall all the rest!


Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right

[Scrumpy]

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair

[Mups]

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair 
Which these days was really quite rare

[Scrumpy]

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair
Which these day's was really quite rare
Would the baby be ginger! They might


'Harry the hat'  opened a book
Punters couldn't wait to have a good look
Peggy went into labour Monday night- late
Eager crowds gathered at the hospital gates

  

[Mups]

'Harry the hat'  opened a book
Punters couldn't wait to have a good look
Peggy went into labour Monday night- late
Eager crowds gathered at the hospital gates 
On the stroke of midnight, as huge gasp Peg took.


Out popped the newborn,  with bright red hair
All Ned could do was stand and stare

[Scrumpy]

Out popped the newborn, with bright red hair
All Ned could do was stand and stare
The smile on his his face was dead and gone
And a sigh from local window cleaner Ginger John

[Mups]

Out popped the newborn, with bright red hair
All Ned could do was stand and stare
The smile on his his face was dead and gone
And a sigh from local window cleaner Ginger John 
They looked at each other and glared.

[Ruthio]

These limericks are getting very naughty!

[Mups]

These limericks are getting very naughty!

Is that just a comment,  or the start of another verse Ruthio?     
Just wondered,  as not much rhymes with that?  

[klondike]

These limericks are getting very naughty!
Better take care before somebody gets haughty