Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Well Ned see what you've done
For in this oven there is a bun 
But Ned had 10 kids already
He promised himself to go steady
So had Peggy got one in her tum?


Ned gulped, then started to jest
'You will have to go take a test"

Scrumpy

Ned gulped, then started to jest
' You will have to go take a test'
'It's yours ' she said 'and that's a fact'
'Remember the night you stayed in my flat'!!!
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Ned gulped, then started to jest
' You will have to go take a test'
'It's yours ' she said 'and that's a fact'
'Remember the night you stayed in my flat'!!! 
Then you will also recall all the rest!


Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right

Scrumpy

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair 
Which these days was really quite rare

Scrumpy

Ned did remember that night
But wouldn't admit she was right
Ned also had ginger hair
Which these day's was really quite rare
Would the baby be ginger! They might


'Harry the hat'  opened a book
Punters couldn't wait to have a good look
Peggy went into labour Monday night- late
Eager crowds gathered at the hospital gates

  
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

'Harry the hat'  opened a book
Punters couldn't wait to have a good look
Peggy went into labour Monday night- late
Eager crowds gathered at the hospital gates 
On the stroke of midnight, as huge gasp Peg took.


Out popped the newborn,  with bright red hair
All Ned could do was stand and stare