Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Fred never heard a word that Nelly said
He felt so tired, so went off to bed
Nelly followed and her mouth kept moving
She spoke of the gossip,nothing soothing

[Mups]

Fred never heard a word that Nelly said
He felt so tired, so went off to bed
Nelly followed and her mouth kept moving
She spoke of the gossip,nothing soothing 
As he removed his ear plugs with dread.

[Ruthio]

April Fool is gone and passed again

[Scrumpy]

April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain

[Ruthio]

April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain
Rain's on the cards 🌧 

[klondike]

April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain
Rain's on the cards 
A line to defeat most bards
So I've cheated to avoid that pain

Talking of rain we're getting Storm Dave
Ruining Easter the dirty knave

[Mups]

Talking of rain we're getting Storm Dave
Ruining Easter the dirty knave
On Saturday night when we're in bed
The wind's gonna howl, or so they've said
Think I'll hibernate in my cave.   

 


April 02, 2026, 10:30:02 PM

Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head

[Scrumpy]

Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head
No man snoring at my side

[Mups]

Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head
No man snoring at my side 
Or trumping so windows open wide
Just me, my dogs,  and my Ted.  



Yesterday at 03:10:34 PM
Grey and windy here today
I saw old Fred's hat blow away
Then Sally's drawers blew off the line
Then all of a sudden - so did mine

[Scrumpy]

Grey and windy here today
I saw old Fred's hat blow away
Then Sally's draws blew off the line
Then all of a sudden - so did mine
I hope the wig on my head does stay

[Mups]

Barry kept getting his days in a muddle
Every week he got more befuddled
Which day was his pension paid in
And when was he supposed to meet Lyn
He didn't want to  miss his weekly cuddle!  


But one day he had to laugh
He couldn't recall if he'd had his bath

[klondike]

But one day he had to laugh
He couldn't recall if he'd had his bath
Lyn soon told him he'd started to reek
And must have missed for well over a week

[Mups]

But one day he had to laugh
He couldn't recall if he'd had his bath
Lyn soon told him he'd started to reek
And must have missed for well over a week
And kicked him out down the path.


So he now knew he mustn't forget
But on the way home bought a baguette
He sat in the park in the sun
And munched  his grub there for fun
When along came a lass called Jeanette.

[GrannyMac]

Jeanette knew Baz from days of old
She wasn't shy, she was pretty bold
She asked for a bite of his baguette

[Scrumpy]

Jeanette knew Baz from days of old
She wasn't shy, she was pretty bold
She asked for a bite of his baguette
She started at one end in the middle they met