Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


Fred never heard a word that Nelly said
He felt so tired, so went off to bed
Nelly followed and her mouth kept moving
She spoke of the gossip,nothing soothing
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Fred never heard a word that Nelly said
He felt so tired, so went off to bed
Nelly followed and her mouth kept moving
She spoke of the gossip,nothing soothing 
As he removed his ear plugs with dread.

Ruthio


Scrumpy


April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain
Rain's on the cards 🌧 

klondike

April Fool is gone and passed again
Easter -No school -I bet it will rain
Rain's on the cards 
A line to defeat most bards
So I've cheated to avoid that pain

Talking of rain we're getting Storm Dave
Ruining Easter the dirty knave


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Mups

#7941
Talking of rain we're getting Storm Dave
Ruining Easter the dirty knave
On Saturday night when we're in bed
The wind's gonna howl, or so they've said
Think I'll hibernate in my cave.   

 


Yesterday at 10:30:02 PM

Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head

Scrumpy


Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head
No man snoring at my side
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

#7943
Another day done, so time for bed
A nice soft pillow to rest my head
No man snoring at my side 
Or trumping so windows open wide
Just me, my dogs,  and my Ted.  



Today at 03:10:34 PM
Grey and windy here today
I saw old Fred's hat blow away
Then Sally's drawers blew off the line
Then all of a sudden - so did mine

Scrumpy

Grey and windy here today
I saw old Fred's hat blow away
Then Sally's draws blew off the line
Then all of a sudden - so did mine
I hope the wig on my head does stay
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..