Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The church went silent as Bev sat down
The groom just gasped, and said with a frown
'Don't listen to her , I love only you'
'She said she's pregnant but it's not true' 
'Though she's been with every man in town.'


Bev dropped her flowers, and burst into tears
She trusted Jed, they'd courted for years

[Ruthio]

Bev dropped her flowers, and burst into tears
She trusted Jed, they'd courted for years
What should she do now?

[Mups]

Bev dropped her flowers, and burst into tears
She trusted Jed, they'd courted for years
What should she do now?
She didn't want a row
So they both said 'I do'  to many cheers.

[Scrumpy]

What about Lily, she was the bride!
And all of the family gathered inside !
Her dad got a shotgun and went after Jed
The story goes he was shot in the leg

[klondike]

What about Lily, she was the bride!
And all of the family gathered inside !
Her dad got a shotgun and went after Jed
The story goes he was shot in the leg
Some even said he might have died

Life in the village used to be boring
That was before they all got to warring

[Scrumpy]

Life in the village used to be boring
That was before they all got to warring
Mrs Jones said Molly was looking at Fred
And Mick had taken Vera to bed

[klondike]

Life in the village used to be boring
That was before they all got to warring
Mrs Jones said Molly was looking at Fred
And Mick had taken Vera to bed
Ted heard and thought "Bugger I'm not scoring" 

Ted decided - time for a better dating app
The ones he'd tried had all been crap
Meanwhile Mrs Jones looked worth a try

[Scrumpy]

Ted decided- time for a better dating app
The ones he tried had all been crap
Meanwhile Mrs Jones looked worth a try
He'd knock at her door by and by
She might even let him 'Lay his hat'

[Mups]

Then Ted found a lady he'd like to meet
So he contacted her in order to greet

[Scrumpy]

Then Ted found a lady he'd like to meet
So he contacted her in order to greet
They met on the corner at half past six
From a distance she looked- well fit

[klondike]

Then Ted found a lady he'd like to meet
So he contacted her in order to greet
They met on the corner at half past six
From a distance she looked- well fit
Closer up she still looked sweet

They chatted and things went really well
Until she farted - what a smell