Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Jessie had arthritis, she needed two new knees

[Scrumpy]

Jessie had arthritis, she needed two new knees
Aldi sold secondhand but she didn't want these

[GrannyMac]

Jessie had arthritis, she needed two new knees
Aldi sold secondhand but she didn't want these
Eventually a new one, now no pain in the right
Unfortunately the left still kept her awake most nights
A long wait for the NHS, but at least it is still free.

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Harrods was shut when Sally got there
She really wanted something new to wear

[Scrumpy]

Harrods was shut when Sally got there
She really wanted something new to wear
So she went in to Liberty and some of the rest
But ended up in Primark because they are the best

[klondike]

Harrods was shut when Sally got there
She really wanted something new to wear
So she went in to Liberty and some of the rest
But ended up in Primark because they are the best
Next stop somewhere to spruce up her hair

She left the salon her hair red, blue and green