Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

 Bert was going on a blind date
Under the clock - he wasn't late
Should he kiss her lips or cheek 
Even the thought made his legs go weak

[Scrumpy]

Bert was going on a blind date
Under the clock- he wasn't late
Should he kiss her lips or cheek
Even the thought made his legs go weak
He would look at her face first-and wait

[Mups]

Bert's date arrived and she was dire
Her description showed she was a liar
She looked 30 stone
And was shaped like a cone

[klondike]

Bert's date arrived and she was dire
Her description showed she was a liar
She looked 30 stone
And was shaped like a cone
All her food must be cooked in a fryer

But she had a winning smile
And she was here so deserved a trial

[Mups]

But she had a winning smile
And she was here and deserved a trial
So off they went, arm in arm

[klondike]

But she had a winning smile
And she was here and deserved a trial
So off they went, arm in arm
As Bert did his best to turn on the charm

[Scrumpy]

But she had a winning smile
And she was here and deserved a trial
So off they went arm in arm
As Bert did his best to turn on the charm
He would buy her a burger in a while

Today at 08:57:15 AM

Cyril was on holiday down in Benidorm

[Mups]

Cyril was on holiday down in Benidorm 
And the first day there was a sunny morn
So he found his sun cream
And his hair he did preen

[Scrumpy]

Cyril was on holiday down in Benidorm
And the first day there was a sunny morn
So he found his sun cream
And his hair he did preen
And a gold chain was worn

[Mups]

He layed on the beach, all golden sand
When he suddenly felt a touch of a hand

[GrannyMac]

He layed on the beach, all golden sand
When he suddenly felt a touch of a hand
Sitting there, his neighbour Queenie
In a teeny blue bikini