Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

 Bert was going on a blind date
Under the clock - he wasn't late
Should he kiss her lips or cheek 
Even the thought made his legs go weak

[Scrumpy]

Bert was going on a blind date
Under the clock- he wasn't late
Should he kiss her lips or cheek
Even the thought made his legs go weak
He would look at her face first-and wait

[Mups]

Bert's date arrived and she was dire
Her description showed she was a liar
She looked 30 stone
And was shaped like a cone

[klondike]

Bert's date arrived and she was dire
Her description showed she was a liar
She looked 30 stone
And was shaped like a cone
All her food must be cooked in a fryer

But she had a winning smile
And she was here so deserved a trial