Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

When Fred was cleaning his gutter
He found something that made him utter
A magpie had been there nesting
And in that nest a diamond ring

[GrannyMac]

When Fred was cleaning his gutter
He found something that made him utter
A magpie had been there nesting
And in that nest a diamond ring
He pawned it just to have a flutter.

He put the lot on a single race
He read the horse had exceptional pace

[klondike]

He put the lot on a single race
He read the horse had exceptional pace
When the race started
His horse only farted
That jockey was a disgrace

It seems the reigns got caught in the gate

[Scrumpy]

It seems the reigns got caught in the gate
Making Silver Bullet  start the race late

[Mups]

It seems the reigns got caught in the gate
Making Silver Bullet  start the race late 
So he ran extra fast - 
But still came in last 
Fred thought it must be fate.  


Eric stopped by the Lake to see
If he could catch a nice Trout for tea

[klondike]

Eric stopped by the Lake to see
If he could catch a nice Trout for tea
He swung his rod back from the the rear
And squealed because he'd hooked his ear
His wife called buy some sardines for me

Eric cursed and set out for a shop
There must surely be a nice co-op

[Mups]

Eric  cursed and set out for a shop
There must surely be a nice co-op
But as he parked his car
He saw the Pub wasn't far
So that was as far as he got.

[Mups]

"Where's the Sardines"  yelled his wife
"I don't ask you for much in my life"
For he had bought biscuits instead
The booze had gone to his head

[klondike]

"Where's the Sardines"  yelled his wife
"I don't ask you for much in my life"
For he had bought biscuits instead
The booze had gone to his head
That's when he discovered trouble and strife

Rhyming slang it is so queer

[GrannyMac]

Rhyming slang it is so queer
To non Cockneys it's never clear
They say whistle for suit, titfer for hat,

[Scrumpy]

Rhyming slang it is so queer
To non Cockneys it's never clear
They say whistle for suit, titfer for hat,
Apples and pears and all of that
 And the trouble and strife is the 'Old dear'

[Mups]

When Alfie looked in his garden shed

[klondike]

When Alfie looked in his garden shed
He saw something that messed with his head

[Scrumpy]

When Alfie looked in his garden shed
He saw something that messed with his head
The scarecrow had a smile on his face
And was not in the usual place
And Aunt Sally was laying in the flower bed