Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth

[Ruthio]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!

[Mups]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!
But blamed it on a bit of a blip.

*

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please

[GrannyMac]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese 
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud

[Scrumpy]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud
Not forgetting the mushy peas

[Mups]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers in all over her head

[klondike]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers all over her head
She wore a hair net to keep them in place
But that didnt stop them scratching Jim's face

[GrannyMac]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers all over her head
She wore a hair net to keep them in place
But that didnt stop them scratching Jim's face
So he went to sleep in the shed.

May soon realised he had gone
Her attempts at glamour all wrong

[Scrumpy]

May soon realised he had gone
Her attempts at glamour all wrong
Tonight she would wear her see through nightie
Jim ogled .. would he?... might he?

[klondike]

May soon realised she had gone
Her attempts at glamour all wrong
Tonight she would wear her see through nightie
Jim ogled .. would he?... might he?
Pity about needing that king size thong

He'd promised to take her for better or worse
Together until the need for a hearse

[Ruthio]

He'd promised to take her for better or worse
Together until the need for a hearse
Good grief what a thought!

[Mups]

He'd promised to take her for better or worse
Together until the need for a hearse
Good grief what a thought!
It made him a bit fraught
In his head how he did curse.


But Jim took her to Bingo next night

[Scrumpy]

But Jim took her to Bingo next night
A packet of crisps and half a pint

[klondike]

But Jim took her to Bingo next night
A packet of crisps and half a pint
Enough to get him feeling frisky
Without the need for any whisky