Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth

[Ruthio]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!

[Mups]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!
But blamed it on a bit of a blip.

*

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please

[GrannyMac]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese 
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud

[Scrumpy]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud
Not forgetting the mushy peas

[Mups]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers in all over her head

[klondike]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers all over her head
She wore a hair net to keep them in place
But that didnt stop them scratching Jim's face

[GrannyMac]

It was late when May went to bed
With her rollers all over her head
She wore a hair net to keep them in place
But that didnt stop them scratching Jim's face
So he went to sleep in the shed.

May soon realised he had gone
Her attempts at glamour all wrong