Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth

[Ruthio]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!

[Mups]

The old folk were going on a coach trip
Matron told Freddie to do up his zip
Lil' was flashing her new sparkly teeth
Freddie was flashing what was beneath!
But blamed it on a bit of a blip.

*

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please

[GrannyMac]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese 
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud

[Scrumpy]

Ernie ordered baked potato with cheese
As his lady friend he wanted to please
But she wasn't happy with his choice food
She wanted steak and chips then pud
Not forgetting the mushy peas