Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

I think I'll have less for tea
There's getting to be too much of me

[GrannyMac]

I think I'll have less for tea
There's getting to be too much of me
I'll maybe just eat the leanest meat
And no more wine, or cakes and sweets

[Scrumpy]

I think I' have less for tea
There's getting to be too much of me 
I'll maybe just eat the leanest meat
And no more wine, or cakes and sweets
Maybe I'll go sugar free

[klondike]

Oh dear - now I need new slacks
The old ones hang like  baggy sacks 

[Mups]

Oh dear - now I need new slacks
The old ones hang like  baggy sacks 
In the Co-op they fell down
Hilda watched it all with a frown

[klondike]

Oh dear - now I need new slacks
The old ones hang like  baggy sacks
In the Co-op they fell down
Hilda watched it with a frown
I dashed out quickly and bought no snacks

Strong braces surely they would work
Then I wouldn't look a burk

[Mups]

Strong braces surely they would work
Then I wouldn't look a burk 
Not your best idea
'Cos we have a fear
The elastic would break when you twerked. 

*

On a cold windy day in the spring
And the birds had started to sing

[Scrumpy]

On a cold windy day in the spring
And the birds had started to sing
The cat next door eyed up a dove
The tastiest food that he loved

[Mups]

On a cold windy day in the spring
And the birds had started to sing
The cat next door eyed up a dove
The tastiest food that he loved 
But lucky the dove took to the wing.


In Norfolk, this man dressed his best
With shiny shoes, and a new string vest

[klondike]

In Norfolk, this man dressed his best
With shiny shoes, and a new string vest
When a Cornishman called him My luvver
He dashed off in fright then taking cover

[Scrumpy]

In Norfolk, this man dressed his best
With shiny shoes, and a new string vest
When a Cornishman called him My luvver 
He dashed off in fright then taking cover
Hid his head in Betty's voluptuous  breast

[GrannyMac]

Betty didn't have a clue about him
He said he was sorry and his name was Jim