Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Mick was up the ladder at number twenty three
His eyes popped at what he was about to see
There was Mavis and Ted
Cuddling up on the bed

[Scrumpy]

Mick was up the ladder at number twenty three
His eyes popped at what he was about to see
There was Mavis and Ted
Cuddling up on the bed
And both were squealing with glee

[Ruthio]

"Disgraceful!" cried Mick on his ladder

[Scrumpy]

'Disgraceful!' cried Mick on his ladder
The shock nearly made him empty his bladder

[Mups]

'Disgraceful!' cried Mick on his ladder
The shock nearly made him empty his bladder 
He rapped on the glass
Then fell on his a**se
And that made him even madder.

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Sue started  a diet one day

[klondike]

Sue started  a diet one day
All she's allowed is oats and hay

[Mups]

Sue started  a diet one day
All she's allowed is oats and hay
She only did one day
Then chucked out the hay

[Ruthio]

Sue started  a diet one day
All she's allowed is oats and hay
She only did one day
Then chucked out the hay
And then flatly refused to play

[Mups]

It'll be -2 by the end of the week
Or so said the young weather geek

[klondike]

Just in time for out 2 day gas reserve they were talking about to run out...
There was a met office youtube with a thumbnail talking about snow. I funny watch it though. Will see if I can find it.