Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


When Fred joined a dating site
He knew his profile needed to be right
He had a shave , and trimmed his hair
He posed so that his jaw looked squaure
He had many 'likes' but not one bite
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

'I'll join a walking group' thought Fred
'Fresh air, and company instead
Of hoping someone will swipe right'.
He filled the forms in that same night
And on Friday he jumped out of bed.

He went to the park where the group met
Even though the day was wet

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

He went to the park where the group met
Even though the day was wet 
Hair all gelled and new shorts of blue
He stood for a while to admire the view

Scrumpy


He went to the park where the group met
Even though the day was wet
Hair all gelled and new shorts of blue
He stood for a while to admire the veiw
No sign of Brian, he hasn't turned up yet.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Here come Brian in his baggy shorts
He claims to do all sorts of sports


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GrannyMac

Here come Brian in his baggy shorts
He claims to do all sorts of sports
Zumba and some running group
I wonder if he hula hoops?



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Here come Brian in his baggy shorts
He claims to do all sorts of sports
Zumba and some running group
I wonder if he hula hoops?
He's a rum old chap but it takes all sorts

At least he's turned up with some cakes
And there's even Cadbury flakes


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Mups

At least he's turned up with some cakes
And there's even Cadbury flakes 
He was trying to coax Ellie
By feeding her belly

Ruthio

At least he's turned up with some cakes
And there's even Cadbury flakes 
He was trying to coax Ellie
By feeding her belly
He'll try to win her by whatever it takes