Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

In the end, Phil thumped Mark
Which made Mark's dog start to bark
Mark's nose began to bleed
The dog slipped its lead
And nipped Phil's bum for a lark.

Then things went bad at a pace
All over a parking space

[klondike]

Then things went bad at a pace
All over a parking space
People stopped to watch the show
Some were betting on every blow

[GrannyMac]

Then things went bad at a pace
All over a parking space
People stopped to watch the show
Some were betting on every blow
There was blood and guts all over the place!

The police turned up, sirens loud
And quickly dispersed all the crowd

[Scrumpy]

Then things went bad at a pace
All over s parking space
People stopped to watch the show
Some were betting on every blow
Neither about to lose face

The cops arrived coshes in hand
They arrested Betty.. she was canned

[Mups]

The cops arrived coshes in hand
They arrested Betty.. she was canned
She didn't feel well 
But was thrown in a cell

[klondike]

The cops arrived coshes in hand
They arrested Betty.. she was canned
She didn't feel well
But was thrown in a cell
A bunk and a potty - nothing grand

Up before the judge next day
A hundred quid fine she had to pay

[Mups]

Up before the judge next day
A hundred quid fine she had to pay
She'd have to get a loan
She she got on her phone

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[Scrumpy]

Up before the judge next day
A hundred quid fine she had to pay
She'd have to get a loan
She got on her phone
And promised a night of fun with her friend Ray

[Ruthio]

There's sewage and poo in our seaside and rivers 

[Scrumpy]

There's sewage and poo in our seaside and rivers
Going in to the sea gives you the jitters
Things floating .. passing us by
Is that poo mass  that I spy !

[klondike]

There's sewage and poo in our seaside and rivers
Going in to the sea gives you the jitters
Things floating .. passing us by
Is that poo mass  that I spy !
Yes pumped straight in from everybody's err toilets

Those water companies all get fined
Not that they ever seem to mind