Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Just like Sam's Ryan's hair is red
If Pam cotton's on then Sam is dead
That Dot's old man isn't ginger
Sort of points an accusing finger
Perhaps its safer if Sam fled.  


The sun had shone, the day was fine
Sally even had washing out on the line
There were Jeffries long john's - 
And Sally's cheeky thongs 

Scrumpy

The sun has shone, the day was fine
Sally even had washing out on the line
There were Jeffies long john's-
And Sally's cheeky thongs
And some boxers by Calvin Klein
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Bob's garden was a dreadful tip
He really should order a skip
Chuck the rubbish away
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

#7728

Bob's garden was a dreadful tip
He really should order a skip
Chuck the rubbish away
A trampoline and pram in the nettles lay
The neighbours were having a fit





Today at 09:59:29 AM

The parcel was chucked over the fence
Nobody knew where it went
It was meant for thirty nine
A pair of shoes from Amazon Prime
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..