Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Just like Sam's Ryan's hair is red
If Pam cotton's on then Sam is dead
That Dot's old man isn't ginger
Sort of points an accusing finger
Perhaps its safer if Sam fled.  


The sun had shone, the day was fine
Sally even had washing out on the line
There were Jeffries long john's - 
And Sally's cheeky thongs 

[Scrumpy]

The sun has shone, the day was fine
Sally even had washing out on the line
There were Jeffies long john's-
And Sally's cheeky thongs
And some boxers by Calvin Klein