Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap 

[klondike]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap
Still - just 50p for that dressing gown...

Leaving the shop bargain in hand
He checked the label to see the brand
BHS where were they now? 

[Mups]

Leaving the shop bargain in hand
He checked the label to see the brand
BHS where were they now? 
And Wilko's and Woolworth's gone - Wow
Those we have now are so bland.

Gangs stand around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub

[Scrumpy]

Gangs standing around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub
Then run for the door when they see the bill
Up the high street , over the hill

[Mups]

Gangs standing around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub
Then run for the door when they see the bill
Up the high street , over the hill 
Leaving the barmaid to blub.

[Scrumpy]

A pigeon plopped on Gary's head

[klondike]

A pigeon plopped on Gary's head
Just as he entered the King's Head
Nice hat there Gary old Ned smiled
Which got Gary even more riled

[Mups]

A pigeon plopped on Gary's head
Just as he entered the King's Head
Nice hat there Gary old Ned smiled
Which got Gary even more riled
"Sod off Ned" our Gary said.


Gary went to the gents to clean his hair
But at the mirror he stood and stared

[klondike]

Gary went to the gents to clean his hair
But at the mirror he stood and stared
In that poop was a diamond ring
Pigeon thieves. Was that a thing?

[Scrumpy]

Gary went to the gents to clean his hair
But at the mirror he stood and stared
In that poop was a diamond ring
Pigeon thieves. Was that a thing.?
I might pop down to Trafalgar Square

[Mups]

Ethel's drawers were getting real big
And she was going bald, so she bought a wig

[Scrumpy]

Ethel's drawers were getting real big
And she was going bald, so she bought a wig
XXL drawers and bright red hair
Ethel was happy she didn't care
She really didn't give a fig 

[Mups]

And then she met George, a gorgeous guy
Talk about being easy on the eye

[GrannyMac]

And then she met George, a gorgeous guy
Talk about being easy on the eye
But Ethel didn't realise
Her sight was poor, she had really weak eyes
With new glasses, Ethel heaved a sigh


She saw George through a different light
He wasn't gorgeous, he looked a fright