Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap 

[klondike]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap
Still - just 50p for that dressing gown...

Leaving the shop bargain in hand
He checked the label to see the brand
BHS where were they now? 

[Mups]

Leaving the shop bargain in hand
He checked the label to see the brand
BHS where were they now? 
And Wilko's and Woolworth's gone - Wow
Those we have now are so bland.

Gangs stand around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub

[Scrumpy]

Gangs standing around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub
Then run for the door when they see the bill
Up the high street , over the hill

[Mups]

Gangs standing around outside the Pub
Only go in if they want some grub
Then run for the door when they see the bill
Up the high street , over the hill 
Leaving the barmaid to blub.