Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A handsome young man from Gwent
Dated a lady from Kent
They spoke on the net
Never ever met
So, not a penny was spent

[klondike]

There's no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead

[Ruthio]

There's no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead
It's a crying shame 😢 

[Scrumpy]

There is no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead
It's a crying shame 
But the men we must blame
They don't think of wooing, just bed

[Mups]

Scrumpy,  that is often so true
I often think like you
These men are so randy -
Especially that Andy

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy, that is often so true
I often think like you
These men are so randy-
Especially that Andy
I wish I knew of a few.   

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy that did make me laugh
There must be some not far from your gaffe 
In the co-op, or down the pub?

[klondike]

Scrumpy that did make me laugh
There must be some not far from your gaffe
In the co-op, or down the pub?
You surely could charm one with some grub

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy that did make me laugh
There must be some not far from your gaffe
In the co-op , or down the pub ?
You surely could charm one with some grub
Sex AND grub?....  Do I look daft !!

[klondike]

Sex AND grub?....  Do I look daft !!
One asked for breakfast - how I laughed
Dressed like this I dare not fry
It's up to you if you want to try

[Mups]

Sex AND grub?....  Do I look daft !!
One asked for breakfast - how I laughed
Dressed like this I dare not fry
It's up to you if you want to try 
But it's more than luck -  it's a craft.   


So there we are,  lonely and old
All because we daren't be bold

[GrannyMac]

So there we are, lonely and old
All because we daren't be bold
But we can still have fun
Enjoy days in the sun

[klondike]

So there we are, lonely and old
All because we daren't be bold
But we can still have fun
Enjoy days in the sun
Sadly with no-one to hold

Single life is not so bad
There's little time left to be sad

[Scrumpy]

Single life is not so bad
There's little time left to be sad
We decide what to watch on tv
No more 'What would you like for tea?'

[klondike]

Single life is not so bad
There's little time left to be sad
We decide what to watch on tv
No more 'What would you like for tea?'
Or toilet seat position to drive you mad

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down