Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A handsome young man from Gwent
Dated a lady from Kent
They spoke on the net
Never ever met
So, not a penny was spent

[klondike]

There's no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead

[Ruthio]

There's no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead
It's a crying shame 😢 

[Scrumpy]

There is no romance in this thread
Each budding courtship killed stone dead
It's a crying shame 
But the men we must blame
They don't think of wooing, just bed