Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
 Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
He'd heard of scams, poor Frank's heart sank.

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick

[Mups]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
But this didn't feel right - was it a prank?


So Frank got rid of that nuisance call
He'd heard it before, so she'd hit a brick wall
The crafty gits still try it on
And so they will, till our money is gone
So never, ever play ball.

[Mups]

Edith had entered the Pancake Race
She thought she could go at a fair old pace

[GrannyMac]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
 Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
He'd heard of scams, poor Frank's heart sank.

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick

Mups, you missed this. 😉

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick
To the bank he went early next day,
He hoped his money was still ok
It was! Frank hadn't fallen for her nasty trick.

Today at 06:28:57 AM
Edith entered the Pancake Race
She thought she could go at a fair old pace
She tossed her pancake in the air
It landed 'splat' onto her hair
Then slid down to cover her face.

She couldn't see which way to run

[Scrumpy]

She couldn't see which way to run
She heard people having fun
She didn't know which way to take
Oh no !! she's headed for the lake

[klondike]

She couldn't see which way to run
She heard people having fun
She didn't know which way to take
Oh no !! she's headed for the lake
Her fault for jumping the starting gun

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin

[Ruthio]

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin
There's always next year

[GrannyMac]

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin
There's always next year
She'll be there, never fear

[klondike]

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin
There's always next year
She'll be there, never fear
She'd need to workout in the gym

Kitted out with running shoes
And best sports bra she could choose

[Ruthio]

Kitted out with running shoes
And best sports bra she could choose
She looked her best 

[Mups]

Kitted out with running shoes
And best sports bra she could choose
She looked her best -
(apart from the vest)



(Whoops,  sorry for messing up, Mac.  It's usually me telling Klondike).  

[Scrumpy]

Kitted out with running shoes
And best sports bra that she could choose
She looked her best-
(apart from her vest)
That didn't quite cover her boobs

[Mups]

Big Ben  came along in his sexy shorts
And some of the ladies had naughty thoughts
All muscles and tan -
Phew, what a man
As he performed one or two pole vaults.


They all lined up,  pancakes all ready
Old Eric thought he would take it steady