Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways 
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then

[Ruthio]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then
It all just depended on his mood that day!

[Mups]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming

[GrannyMac]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming
But Andy had left it too late
A bunch from the garage was his fate

[klondike]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming
But Andy had left it too late
A bunch from the garage was his fate
His ladyfriend smiled but inside she was fuming

The pub then a chippy sealed his fate
Zero chance of a follow up date

[Mups]

The pub then a chippy sealed his fate
Zero chance of a follow up date
He thought she would fall into his arms
And be besotted with his charms

[Scrumpy]

The pub then the chippy sealed his fate
Zero chance of a follow up date
He thought she would fall into his arms
And be besotted with his charms
But she preferred cod to cheap old skate

[Scrumpy]

A Valentines landed on Flo's mat
All day she wondered ' Who sent that' ?

[Mups]

A Valentines landed on Flo's mat
All day she wondered ' Who sent that' ? 
Surely not Fred . . .  or Dev
And I could never imagine it's Kev

[Scrumpy]

A Valentines landed on Flo's mat
All day she wondered ' Who sent that?'
Surely not Fred or... Dev
And I could never imagine it's Kev
Please don't let it be Pat

[Mups]

Then 11 o/clock brought a knock on Flo's door
And a huge bouquet was propped up on the floor
Tucked 'tween the flowers was a small card
Saying 'I love you to bits' - signed Everard