Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways 
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then

[Ruthio]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then
It all just depended on his mood that day!

[Mups]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming

[GrannyMac]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming
But Andy had left it too late
A bunch from the garage was his fate

[klondike]

Valentine's Day was looming
And the new florist shop was booming
But Andy had left it too late
A bunch from the garage was his fate
His ladyfriend smiled but inside she was fuming

The pub then a chippy sealed his fate
Zero change of a follow up date

[Mups]

The pub then a chippy sealed his fate
Zero change of a follow up date
He thought she would fall into his arms
And be besotted with his charms