Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There is a car outside, giving me the hump
He's blocking me in,  I might give him a thump
I've never seen it before
It's got a big dent in the door
I smiled in bed when I heard that crump

I now know who owns that car
Just five doors up so not that far

[GrannyMac]

I now know who owns that car
Just five doors up so not that far
The boy racer who thinks he's cool
He'd be better off still in school

[Scrumpy]

I now know who owns that car
Just five doors up so not that far
The boy racer who thinks he's cool
He'd be better off still in school
He's tyres are flat. Shall I tell him !! nah!!

[Mups]

While on holiday in Clacton one year

[Scrumpy]

While on holiday in Clacton one year
I saw a fortune teller. My future to hear

[Ruthio]

While on holiday in Clacton one year
I saw a fortune teller. My future to hear
She looked me in the eye 👁 

[Scrumpy]

While on holiday on Clacton one year
I saw a fortune teller. My future to hear
She looked me in the eye
Gave out a mighty sigh
'I can't see big things for you dear'

[Mups]

While on holiday on Clacton one year
I saw a fortune teller. My future to hear
She looked me in the eye
Gave out a mighty sigh
'I can't see big things for you dear'


I wondered what she meant
And what was her intent

[GrannyMac]

I wondered what she meant
And what was her intent
Then I met my husband to be
He was quite short, five foot three

[Ruthio]

wondered what she meant
And what was her intent
Then I met my husband to be
He was quite short, five foot three
And I'm five foot ten, such torment!!

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Gwent

[klondike]

There was a young man from Gwent
Who passed wind wherever he went

[Mups]

There was a young man from Gwent
Who passed wind wherever he went 
Oh what a worry
But he always said sorry

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Gwent
Who passed wind wherever he went
Oh what a worry
But he always said sorry
He sure was a proper gent

Today at 12:44:25 PM

He passed it on a bus one day
Some passengers began to sway
Some fell to the floor
others headed for the door
stepping over those who lay

[klondike]

He looked around, his escape was swift
Far too many looking miffed