Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Just look at the state of these underpants
They could be used for growing plants
A bit of Hemp and a bit of Baccy
Anything to make you whacky

[klondike]

Just look at the state of these underpants
They could be used for growing plants
A bit of Hemp and a bit of Baccy
Anything to make you whacky
Even some corsets from one of Fred's aunts

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate

[Scrumpy]

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate
She was having a delivery from Ocado 
What was in her bags !! He wanted to know

[GrannyMac]

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate
She was having a delivery from Ocado
What was in her bags !! He wanted to know
But it didn't arrive til very late. 

Pete had fallen asleep by then,
He was in bed most nights by ten

[Mups]

Pete had fallen asleep by then,
He was in bed most nights by ten
With a bed sock on his head
And cuddling his furry Ted
T'was his own little blissful den.


Bert went off to his local bar
He fancied a chat and a jar
The Barmaid was new

[GrannyMac]

I'm Bert went off to his local bar
He fancied a chat and a jar
The Barmaid was new
She poured him a few
He thought her a bit of a star ⭐ 

He asked her her name
She said 'call me Jane'

[Ruthio]

He asked her her name
She said 'call me Jane'
She was tall and slim

[klondike]

He asked her her name
She said 'call me Jane'
She was tall and slim
And never skipped gym
But sadly was terribly plain

A facelift for Jane
Would need a big crane
So with a pump and some tubes
She inflated her boobs
And Bert was besotted again