Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


Just look at the state of these underpants
They could be used for growing plants
A bit of Hemp and a bit of Baccy
Anything to make you whacky
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Just look at the state of these underpants
They could be used for growing plants
A bit of Hemp and a bit of Baccy
Anything to make you whacky
Even some corsets from one of Fred's aunts

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate


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Scrumpy

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate
She was having a delivery from Ocado 
What was in her bags !! He wanted to know
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Pete peeped over his garden gate
He was spying on his neighbour Kate
She was having a delivery from Ocado
What was in her bags !! He wanted to know
But it didn't arrive til very late. 

Pete had fallen asleep by then,
He was in bed most nights by ten

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Pete had fallen asleep by then,
He was in bed most nights by ten 
With a bed sock on his head
And cuddling his furry Ted
T'was his own little blissful den.


Ben went off to his local bar
He had a liking for a jar