Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

You've done it to me again  
You really are a bloody pain
I think of something really good
Then you butt in.. I knew you would !!!! 
Sausage fingers you will blame 😁 😁 

[klondike]

Check the times I'm not to blame
They are just about the same
Anyway time to move on from the bins
We've heard enough of Barny's sins

[Scrumpy]

Check the times I'm not to blame
They are just about the same
Anyway time to move on from the bins
We've heard enough about Barny's sins
Ok.. we'll carry on with the game

February 03, 2026, 07:00:28 PM
On the oldies day out from the home
They were longing to get out and roam
They walked along with strollers and sticks
Then on to the Pier for fish and chips

[Ruthio]

On the oldies day out from the home
They were longing to get out and roam
They walked along with strollers and sticks
Then on to the Pier for fish and chips
And back past the old Hippodrome 

[Mups]

I don't know if I dare start again
I might upset Klondie  - and then
He might lock me in the cupboard
Like old Mother Hubbard
And leave me  till God knows when!  

[GrannyMac]

Revenge isn't klondike's style
Or maybe he'll just wait a while
Until you think that he's forgot
That's when you might get your lot
Or you could try your sweetest smile. ☺️

[klondike]

Klondike is such a sweet old chap
Often taking a restful nap
Just mock him if you dare
He doesn't really care
But don't moan should he ever snap

Off you go now here's a start 

[Mups]

Off you go now here's a start 
These rhymes can be a work of art

[Scrumpy]

Off you go now, here's a start
These rhymes can be a work of art
We talk of Ethel and sometimes Barry
And wonder if they'd ever marry

[Mups]

Off you go now, here's a start
These rhymes can be a work of art
We talk of Ethel and sometimes Barry
And wonder if they'd ever marry 
Or meet someone else and just part.


A Charity bag came through Fred's door
It dropped quietly onto the floor

[klondike]

A Charity bag came through Fred's door
It dropped quietly onto the floor
He sorted out his wife's old Frocks
Tnen topped it up with holey socks

[Scrumpy]

A Charity bag came through Fred's door
It dropped quietly onto the floor
He sorted out his wife's old Frocks
Then topped it up with holey socks
And some big old drawers size 24

[Mups]

Folks could use the drawers as a parachute
Or even as a brolly, that'd look cute

[GrannyMac]

Folks could use the drawers as a parachute
Or even as a brolly, that'd look cute
But they'd be sold by weight as rag
Let's see what else is in the bag?

[klondike]

Folks could use the drawers as a parachute
Or even as a brolly, that'd look cute
But they'd be sold by weight as rag
Let's see what else is in the bag?
Oh NO. Surely not! Whoever filled this didn't give a hoot.

Just look at the state of these underpants
They could be used for growing plants