Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Dave shuffled over and offered her a seat
While Kyle said it was a good place to meet
Dave AND Kyle? It's like a soap
I can't keep up. I have no hope

[Mups]

Dave shuffled over and offered her a seat
While Kyle said it was a good place to meet
Dave AND Kyle? It's like a soap
I can't keep up. I have no hope
I'd best not mention the other one - Pete.   

Yesterday at 08:25:58 PM
So Edna joined the three brothers, then
She spread her tickets, and picked up a pen
The first number called was number three
When Edna felt a hand on her knee   

[GrannyMac]

So Edna joined the three brothers, then
She spread her tickets, and picked up a pen
The first number called was number three
When Edna felt a hand on her knee 
She'd wanted a man, but not three men!

She liked Dave best, not Kyle or Pete
So she sidled next to him on the seat

[Mups]

She liked Dave best, not Kyle or Pete
So she sidled next to him on the seat
The numbers were being called
But then Edna was appalled
At the pong coming from Dave's feet.

[klondike]

Then she realised she'd been a twit
And there was no need to quit

[Ruthio]

Then she realised she'd been a twit
And there was no need to quit
She looked at Pete

[Mups]

Then she realised she'd been a twit
And there was no need to quit
She looked at Pete
He looked so sweet

[Mups]

Then she realised she'd been a twit
And there was no need to quit
She looked at Pete
He looked so sweet
But was he a silly old git?

*

When Barney wheeled out the wrong bin
The dustmen thought it was a sin

[Scrumpy]

When Barney wheeled out the wrong bin
The dustmen thought it was a sin
It should have been green not bright red
They'd give him a miss. Go next door instead

[klondike]

When Barney wheeled out the wrong bin
The dustmen thought it was a sin
It should have been green not bright red
They'd give him a miss. Go next door instead
He'd have to take it on the chin

As next bin day came along
The one he'd missed began to pong
He tipped everything into the blue
For that was the next one due
They saw inside that it was wrong

Another week and no bin taken
Poor old Barney feeling shaken

[Mups]

Another week and no bin taken
Poor old Barney feeling shaken
The next week he waited outside
Then the bin lorry coming he spied

[klondike]

Another week and no bin taken
Poor old Barney feeling shaken
The next week he waited outside
Then the bin lorry coming he spied
And slipped one a tenner to save his bacon

Let this be a lesson to all
Obey those rules or risk a fall

[Mups]

Let this be a lesson to all
Obey those rules or risk a fall
Even though we're old
We must still do as we're told
So  best to try and play ball.




Today at 02:56:48 PM

On the oldies day out from the home
They were longing to get out and roam

[klondike]

Barny clearly didn't learn his lesson
One overflowing when there should be less in

[Mups]

Barny clearly didn't learn his lesson
One overflowing when there should be less in

You've done it to me again!