Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Chicken Chow Mein for tea
That'll do nicely for me
With spare ribs to follow
And then I can wallow
On the sofa, my dogs and me.   

[klondike]

Time for me to hit the sack
But in the morning I'll be back

[Mups]

Time for me to hit the sack
But in the morning I'll be back 
But I'll be up by eleven -
A warm bed is like heaven

[GrannyMac]

Time for me to hit the sack
But in the morning I'll be back
But I'll be up by eleven -
A warm bed is like heaven
With a book and a drink I'm a happy Mac.

                *************

I like to get up with the lark
Nicer in spring, it's not so dark 

[Scrumpy]

I like to get up with the lark
Nicer in spring, it's not so dark
I'm up with a dog one street away
He wakes at seven every day

[Mups]

I like to get up with the lark
Nicer in spring, it's not so dark
I'm up with a dog one street away
He wakes at seven every day
Waiting to go down the Park.


When  Edna went to the Church fete

[klondike]

When  Edna went to the Church fete
She had to hurry as she was late
That new young curate would be there
That's why she'd specially done her hair

[Mups]

When  Edna went to the Church fete
She had to hurry as she was late
That new young curate would be there
That's why she'd specially done her hair
As she hoped to wangle a date.


She wore her best frock, and painted her toes
Looked in the mirror and powdered her nose
Then on the way there,
She re-combed her hair

[klondike]

She wore her best frock, and painted her toes
Looked in the mirror and powdered her nose
Then on the way there,
She re-combed her hair
She'd rushed to leave as something shows...

That pretty frock was caught at the back
Tucked in her knickers - alas alack

[Mups]

That pretty frock was caught at the back
Tucked in her knickers - alas alack 
But no one told her, so she never knew
She only found out when she went to the loo
She felt so embarrassed, she daren't go back!

Driving home she wept many tears
She felt old and lonely, amongst other fears

[Scrumpy]

Driving home she wept many tears
She felt old and lonely, amongst other fears
He knickers were large and navy blue
They were M&S buy one - get two

[Mups]

Driving home she wept many tears
She felt old and lonely, amongst other fears
He knickers were large and navy blue
They were M&S buy one - get two
Not exactly the sort to create many leers!


Now the curate's pants were designed by Beckham
He bought them from a shop in Peckham

[GrannyMac]

Now the curate's pants were designed by Beckham
He bought them from a shop in Peckham
They cost a lot
He thought they looked hot
But he couldn't find a woman who was keen to inspect 'em. 

Edna decided to change her style
And she met Dave at Bingo after a while

[Scrumpy]

Edna decided to change her style
And she  met Dave at Bingo after a while
She was blonde with a streak of blue
She used to be brown with a grey hue