Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Dex's tab can take the strain
Add to that monster once again
Perhaps thats why he's disappeared
Of spending money he's afeared,

[Mups]

Dex's tab can take the strain
Add to that monster once again
Perhaps thats why he's disappeared
Of spending money he's afeared,
His wallet he's afraid we'll drain. 


So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Asked Lil of her old friend May

[Scrumpy]

So what are you doing on Valentines Day ?
Asked Lil of her old friend May
Valentines Day!. Now let me see
I've looked at the calendar.. I am free

[Alex]

So what are you doing on Valentines Day ?
Asked Lil of her old friend May
Valentines Day!. Now let me see
I've looked at the calendar.. I am free
So I'm up for clubbing, if you pay !

[Mups]

On Fridays Flo liked Fish & Chips
Expensive, and put pounds on her hips

[Scrumpy]

On Friday's Flo liked Fish & Chips
Expensive ,and put pounds on her hips
Saturday a spicy curry tasted good
On Sunday roast beef and Yorkshire pud

[Mups]

On Friday's Flo liked Fish & Chips
Expensive ,and put pounds on her hips
Saturday a spicy curry tasted good
On Sunday roast beef and Yorkshire pud
After that,  she sat licking her lips. 


Ben thought he would go on a date
Whatever occurred would be fate

[GrannyMac]

Ben thought he would go on a date
Whatever occurred would be fate
He booked a table, somewhere nice
Had a shave, splashed on Old Spice

[klondike]

Ben thought he would go on a date
Whatever occurred would be fate
He booked a table, somewhere nice
Had a shave, splashed on Old Spice
An hour late? Should he just wait?

What a bummer - he'd been stood up

[Scrumpy]

What a bummer- he'd been stood up
Was he sad? He was-Yup 

[klondike]

What a bummer- he'd been stood up
Was he sad? He was-Yup
Perhaps that Old Spice was too strong?
She'd just looked in and smelled the pong?
She'd not even got close up

Perhaps some other brand might do
One that maybe girls liked too

[Scrumpy]

Perhaps some other brand might do
One that maybe girls like too
 The aroma of a real man
You can't buy that in a can

[Mups]

Perhaps some other brand might do
One that maybe girls like too
 The aroma of a real man
You can't buy that in a can
That's what I like, too.  


Goodness  there a yellow thing in the sky
I thought it was a trick on the eye
Everywhere is bright
What a wonderful sight

[klondike]

Goodness  there a yellow thing in the sky
I thought it was a trick on the eye
Everywhere is bright
What a wonderful sight
Time to strip off girls don't be shy 

Blast spoke too soon it's gone back in
Have to cover all that skin

[GrannyMac]

Blast spoke too soon it's gone back in
Have to cover all that skin
Again its time to wear a mac
With a brolly in your backpack
The forecast's rain, we just can't win.