Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

May was looking at a holiday ad
As she sat there on her IPad
Two weeks in Spain for 300 quid?
Payment needed now and so she did
The very next day she was hopping mad

When she checked her credit card
What she saw just left her jarred
For her card had been maxed out
She thumped the screen and began to shout
For she knew she'd dropped her guard

She got on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay?

[Scrumpy]

She was on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay ?
There was no firm it was a con
And her savings had all gone

[Mups]

She was on the phone right away
Surely she'd not have to pay ?
There was no firm it was a con
And her savings had all gone 
A scammer had had his way. 

[Mups]

She wished her money she'd kept
Poor May sat down and wept
Then her doorbell rang
It was the handsome Sam
And he held her until she slept.

[GrannyMac]

There's a lesson to be learnt from May
We need to be careful each day
If it's too good to be true
Don't let a bargain fool you
Into parting with pensions or pay.

[Scrumpy]

Well said GrannyMac
I agree with all of that
Too quick to throw money away
In the bank we should let it stay
Sometimes a brain is what we lack

[Mups]

What sensible ladies are in here
If we were nearer I'd buy you a beer

[klondike]

What sensible ladies are in here
If we were nearer I'd buy you a beer
I'd buy them a whiskey
Then perhaps they'd feel frisky
And all be of good cheer

[GrannyMac]

Sorry K, Scotch isn't for me
But I'd say yes to a nice G&T
With Scrumpy, Alex and co
The chat would really flow
Then we'd all stagger home for our tea.

[klondike]

All the ladies out on the lash?
They need to keep an eye on their cash
Pubs today are really dear
Over a fiver for a pint of beer 

[Scrumpy]

All these ladies out on the lash?
They need to keep an eye on their cash
Pubs today are really dear
Over a fiver for a pint of beer
But 'Tis you who would pay for the bash

[klondike]

Tis not I for I am skint
You need to find a bloke who's mint

[Scrumpy]

Tis not I for I am skint
You need to find a bloke who's mint
Ok we'll all have beers
Cheapskate.... cheers !!!!

[Mups]

Tis not I for I am skint
You need to find a bloke who's mint
Ok we'll all have beers
Cheapskate.... cheers !!!!
His heart's as hard as flint.  

[klondike]

Dex's tab can take the strain
Add to that monster once again