Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A creepy film on telly
Made May shiver right down to her belly
Her curtain fluttered
and a soft voice muttered

[klondike]

A creepy film on telly
Made May shiver right down to her belly
Her curtain fluttered
and a soft voice muttered
I could change your legs to jelly

You can forget that Tod
You randy old sod

[Scrumpy]

You can forget that Tod
You randy old sod
Just because we are wed
Not doing that in bed
And doing it she did not

[Mups]

You can forget that Tod
You randy old sod
Just because we are wed
Not doing that in bed
And doing it she did not

Bloomin'  well done, Scrumps.  
I couldn't think of anything at all.  

[klondike]

Bloomin'  well done, Scrumps. 
I couldn't think of anything at all. 
No need to rhyme
At least not all the time
So long as your quick on the ball

Scrumps knows the ways of iffy men
From Dirty Den to Cheating Ken
Years of watching every soap

[Mups]

Scrumps knows the ways of iffy men
From Dirty Den to Cheating Ken
Years of watching every soap
Soaps,  Quizzes - and even the Pope
But she is now seeing hunky Len.

[Scrumpy]

Hunky Len is good for me
He must be all of 83
Nice and slow nothing quick
But he knows every trick
A bit like the great Houdini

[Mups]

When Nancy started her new job
Her 'tutor' was someone called Bob

[klondike]

When Nancy started her new job
Her 'tutor' was someone called Bob
Now Bob thought he was quite the charmer

[Mups]

When Nancy started her new job
Her 'tutor' was someone called Bob
Now Bob thought he was quite the charmer 
But he hadn't counted on Nancy's armour

[klondike]

When Nancy started her new job
Her 'tutor' was someone called Bob
Now Bob thought he was quite the charmer
But he hadn't counted on Nancy's armour
He'd got no chance of even a snog