Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Jock struck up a rousing tune
His organ could be seen at the back of the room

[Mups]

Jock struck up a rousing tune
His organ could be seen at the back of the room 
The crowd watched in awe
As they cried out for more

[Scrumpy]

Jock struck up a rousing tune
His organ could be seen at the back of the room
The crowd watched in awe
As they cried out for more
And the choir sang Raise Up.. boom boom !

[klondike]

Upright organs seem to appeal to some 

[Mups]

Upright organs seem to appeal to some  
But one who disliked them was Bert's Mum

[klondike]

Upright organs seem to appeal to some 
But one who disliked them was Bert's Mum
She always liked to play the flute
Accompanied by a mellow lute

[Scrumpy]

Upright organs seen to appeal to some
But one who disliked them was Bert's Mum
She always liked to play the flute
Accompanied by a mellow lute
And a Penny Whistle just for fun

[Mups]

Sat at the window watching life go by
I saw Bob give Will a poke in the eye

[Scrumpy]

Sat at the window watching life go by
I saw Bob give Will a poke in the eye
Will punch Harry on his nose
A fight broke out in the road

[Mups]

Sat at the window watching life go by
I saw Bob give Will a poke in the eye
Will punch Harry on his nose
A fight broke out in the road 
And Jed sat on the kerb to cry.


"What was all that for" Mary said
"Now get off home and get to your bed"
She took Harry indoors to bathe his nose
Not the ending he would have chose
But up to the bathroom he was led.

[Scrumpy]

The doctor told Dolly to 'Open wide'
' Stick out your tongue I'll look inside'

[klondike]

The doctor told Dolly to 'Open wide'
' Stick out your tongue I'll look inside'
Ah I think I see what's wrong
Have you been using old Ted's bong

[GrannyMac]

The doctor told Dolly to 'Open wide'
' Stick out your tongue I'll look inside'
Ah I think I see what's wrong
Have you been using old Ted's bong?
'Don't be disgusting!' Dolly cried.

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Will didn't like people, he liked being alone
He didn't answer the door, or own a phone

[klondike]

Will didn't like people, he liked being alone
He didn't answer the door, or own a phone
Once he received a party invite
That nearly made him die of fright

[Mups]

Will didn't like people, he liked being alone
He didn't answer the door, or own a phone
Once he received a party invite
That nearly made him die of fright
He stared in the mirror, and had a good moan.


A creepy film on the telly
Made May shiver right down to her belly